Absent Without Leave

slendermech:

[Starscream won’t notice. Not with all the seasoning.

>;D

I will succeed.]

"Matters not if we’re seasoned, we still have a bad taste" 

slendermech:

[Nope. Starscream needs to be killed in a very specific way.]

"Well you can’t cook me, we medics have a bad flavoring when cooked" 

slendermech:

[I’m trying to kill someone. With a cooked mech. With poisoned seasoning.]

-Soundwave isn’t even aware of how disturbing his request is.-

"I’m sure there is easier ways to kill someone"

awol-ambulon asked:

Awol comes around, looking at a datapad.

spinning-the-classics:

spinning-the-classics:

"Hey there, sweet thing~" Blaster grinned, fangs glinting. 

"But I think ya like bein’ carried~" Blaster grinned and twirled about. 

Awol squeaked and clung to Blaster as they spun around.

slendermech:

[Yes. With lots of seasoning. Pleeeease?]

"W-why?" he asked him and flushed at the thought of being cooked. Double A wouldn’t be pleased with that at all. 

awol-ambulon asked:

Awol comes around, looking at a datapad.

spinning-the-classics:

spinning-the-classics:

"Hey there, sweet thing~" Blaster grinned, fangs glinting. 

Blaster just hummed and spun around in place. “Yesss?” 

"Put me down!" he giggled and curled up in the communications officer’s hold.

slendermech:

awol-ambulon:

slendermech:

[Do you like spoons?]

"Spoons?" he questioned and blinked, "I guess" 

[Spoons are amazing. Say, do you mind if I cook you?]

"C-Cook me?!" Awol said with a shocked look on his face. 

awol-ambulon asked:

Awol comes around, looking at a datapad.

spinning-the-classics:

spinning-the-classics:

"Hey there, sweet thing~" Blaster grinned, fangs glinting. 

Blaster lifted him up in a hug and walked about. “Now ya’re my medic~ Come, we will watch movies~”

"Blaster!!" Awol laughed out while clinging to the tape deck. 

awol-ambulon asked:

Awol comes around, looking at a datapad.

spinning-the-classics:

spinning-the-classics:

"Hey there, sweet thing~" Blaster grinned, fangs glinting. 

"Yay~ Now I’m aaaaaalllll better~" 

Awol laughed happily and beamed a smile at Blaster.

slendermech:

[Do you like spoons?]

"Spoons?" he questioned and blinked, "I guess" 

slendermech:

awol-ambulon:

-has a little stalker and stares at them-

-stares back-

"Um…hello?" 

awol-ambulon asked:

Awol comes around, looking at a datapad.

spinning-the-classics:

spinning-the-classics:

"Hey there, sweet thing~" Blaster grinned, fangs glinting. 

"Aww but just oooooone more?" Blaster grinned, nuzzling his cheek. 

Awol giggled more at the nuzzling then moved and gave Blaster one more kiss. 

awol-ambulon asked:

Awol comes around, looking at a datapad.

spinning-the-classics:

spinning-the-classics:

"Hey there, sweet thing~" Blaster grinned, fangs glinting. 

"Well maybe the kisses make up for it~"

Awol giggled lightly, “I’m careful as to how many kisses I give out” he told Blaster. 

-has a little stalker and stares at them-

awol-ambulon asked:

Awol comes around, looking at a datapad.

spinning-the-classics:

spinning-the-classics:

"Hey there, sweet thing~" Blaster grinned, fangs glinting. 

"Buuuut~" Blaster chuckled, whining a little to be let in on the information. 

Awol giggled then kissed Blaster’ cheek in compensation.